Thingsmykidssay Photos & Videos

3 days ago

It’s an oldie but still I just love them. Happy almost Easter everyone! at Clearwater, Florida

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3 days ago

Here’s your life lesson in body confidence today from a five-year-old. ‘Everyone should be happy when they’re naked and let their bodies be free. Hug everyone you care about and make them laugh. Don’t be sad even if you have floppy boobies. Look, I gave them both willies (giggles hysterically)...’ #bodypositive #bodyconfindence #bodyconfidencequotes #bodyconfident #happynaked #sadnaked #nakedandfree #hugsandlaughs #lifelesson #fromafiveyearold #floppyboobies #thingsmykidsdraw #thingsmykidssay

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4 days ago

“Mama you have a big bottom”-my 2 year old⠀ ⠀ Thanks girl, I’m just going to take that as a compliment 💁🏼‍♀️

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7 days ago

Well okay then.

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8 days ago

I asked Frankie what colour she thought the flower was and she said "bumble bee" which is actually pretty accurate. at Oxford, Oxfordshire

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8 days ago

The other day I walked out of my room looking like this. My son looked at me and asked where I was going. I said I was meeting up with a friend, but why do I have to be going somewhere? He replied that I looked fancy. I said I curled my hair, but there’s nothing fancy about me. He responded with “well you smell nice”. So apparently 1. If I put on any clothes other than leggings and curl my hair I’m going out. 2. I don’t always smell nice to my children? 🤨 **side note the reason my hair was curly was because I didn’t want to bother with washing it. #momblog #sahm #momlife #firewife #blog #lifestyle #parenting #thingsmykidssay #momstyle at Tennessee

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9 days ago

Doing my pilates workout and this crazy kid comes up to me while I'm doing an awesome plank.. smacks me on the butt and says "look at that cute little butt" Bhahaha. Thanks Buddy! 🤣❤🍑😍

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10 days ago

This little video demonstrates the natural oxidisation that has taken place on my very own #thingsmykidssay Necklace. You can also see the attention to detail evident in the step down edge - clean lines only achieved via the 3D Printing process. This technology comes at a Premium price, but when combined with expert Laser Engraving technique, the product and finish is made to be passed down through generations. Proudly made in South Australia. #artkid #designerjewellery

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11 days ago

Parenting is... a surprise gratitude lesson at the dinner table. Feel free to sing along. Doing so will help your food taste better ☺️. • • • We always ask the kiddos how their day went, even though 99% of the time the answer is “okay, good.” (How do they learn that rote response so fast? Mama wants to hear all the juicy details!). Then every once in a blue moon, we get a gem like this. • • • What do you think of these comics? They are always based on a real life conversation with the unfiltered greatness of #toddlerbrains. Or exhausted tiredness of #mamabrain. It should make a pretty hilarious set of memories for the boys one wedding day 😂😂😂. #theyhavenoidea #babymemorybook #thingsmykidssay #lessonsingratitude • • • • #artbyjanedu #finnandremy #funnycomic #parentingmemes #parentingtip #parentingcomic #webcomic #webtoon #funnyparenting #comic #comicart #funnycomics #cartoon #cartoonart #funnycartoons #comicoftheday #cartoonist #livingwithkids #momofboys #internetcomic #momoftots #parentlife #parentingislove #kidssongs

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12 days ago

Parenting is... a surprise gratitude lesson at the dinner table. Feel free to sing along. Doing so will help your food taste better ☺️. • • • We always ask the kiddos how their day went, even though 99% of the time the answer is “okay, good.” (How do they learn that rote response so fast? Mama wants to hear all the juicy details!). Then every once in a blue moon, we get a gem like this. • • • What do you think of these comics? They are always based on a real life conversation with the unfiltered greatness of #toddlerbrains. Or exhausted tiredness of #mamabrain. It should make a pretty hilarious set of memories for the boys one wedding day 😂😂😂. #theyhavenoidea #babymemorybook #thingsmykidssay #lessonsingratitude • • • • #artbyjanedu #finnandremy #funnycomic #parentingmemes #parentingtip #parentingcomic #webcomic #webtoon #funnyparenting #comic #comicart #funnycomics #cartoon #cartoonart #funnycartoons #comicoftheday #cartoonist #livingwithkids #momofboys #internetcomic #momoftots #parentlife #parentingislove #kidssongs

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18 days ago

This is my cow I showed her as a heifer in 4H then again as a cow calf pair. I can still walk up scratch her and even sit on her while shes eating years after her being a show animal. Even though I am rarely around she almost always seems to wait for me to come home to pop out a calf. This year was no exception on this time she decided to really surprise us and pop out 2! She held them in till the kids and I were there watch the whole birth. Or as David said "pooped out her baby".

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19 days ago

Yesterday I found my daughter awkwardly lounging in the middle of our living room. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was pretending she was at the beach. I think it's been too long since our last beach excursion 🤣 At least is pool weather again here 🤗 . . . . . #indiapictures #goa #twins #twinlife #thattwinlife #adventureswithchildren #places_wow #travelwithkids #kidsofinstagram #thingsmykidssay #mamatribevibes #indiaphotos #indiaclicks #lifewelltraveled #vacationneeded #vacationmode #jj_its_kids #placestosee #traveltagged #justgoshoot #girlsjustwannatravel #runwildmychild #pixel_kids #wanderfulindia #familytravel #let_there_be_delight #letthembelittle at Goa

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21 days ago

Sometimes the headstrong independent adult you want to raise one day can be a PITA in miniature form. Especially during the 3-4 escalator rides in and out of the metro station twice a day every day. Why can’t they be perfectly obedient as three year olds and also start companies, win Pulitzers, and build spaceships later in life?? Did every productive human being once drive their mama crazy??? 🤪🤪🤪 Raise your hand if you’ve got one of those. Or in our case, two 🤚 🤚. #raisingindependentchildren #someproblemsdontneedsolutions #parentingwinorfail • • • • #artbyjanedu #finnandremy #funnycomic #parentingmemes #parentingtip #parentingcomic #webcomic #webtoon #funnyparenting #comic #comicart #funnycomics #cartoon #cartoonart #funnycartoons #comicoftheday #cartoonist #thingsmykidssay #livingwithkids #momofboys #internetcomic #momoftots #parentlife #parentingislove

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23 days ago

C: I love you more than anll the chocolate in the world! (Huge compliment from my #chocolatelover🍫 ). #parentingwin . . Me (always one to push my luck #shouldknowbetter ): What about your Nintendo?. . C: I love you the same. . Me: (bursts out laughing) . . C: No, for real. I'm serious. Look at my face! . Hmm... I guess you #winsomelosesome . But to make it up to me she then told me she's proud of me for doing my workout 💪 this AM... so yay????? 🤔😂 #number1cheerleader #illtakewhaticanget at Northwest Washington, Washington, District of Columbia

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23 days ago

We just reached home after a long day out. As we entered the building an older man leaned over to my daughters level shook her hand and said "hello princess." She quickly drew her hand away. Her face crinkled as she exclaimed "I'm not a princess!" The man looked simultaneously amused and confused. Seeing the confusion she added "I am a warriooooor!" So I present to you, my little warrior. May you stay on her good side 🤣

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30 days ago

This handsome boy never ceases to amaze me with the things he says. Just overheard a conversation from the other room, he was telling his two year old sister he was going to be her life coach. 😂

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1 month ago

Parenting is... being an unlikely superhero (to mama 😊). Here’s something green for St. Paddy’s day weekend.... #cactusbear!! • • • Parenting tip for your early risers. #dadbod is not only sexy but also useful. You can pinch me if this isn’t a true story 😆😆😆. #reallifesuperhero #parentingwin • • • • #artbyjanedu #finnandremy #funnycomic #parentingmemes #parentingtip #parentingcomic #sleeptraining #funnyparenting #comic #comicart #funnycomics #cartoon #cartoonart #funnycartoons #comicoftheday #cartoonist #thingsmykidssay #livingwithkids #momofboys #internetcomic #dadwin #momoftots #parentlife #parentingislove

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1 month ago

Happy Friday friends! Between Instagram shutting down and the "bomb cyclone" here in Denver, I feel like our whole week has been off! But luckily, the kids are back to school today and I'm back to posting! I feel like one of the hardest things about being a lettering artist is deciding what to letter! Some days I spend a long time trying to decide what to letter, searching the internet for funny quotes or sayings. But then, I realized two of the funniest people I know live in my house...my kids! They always say the funniest, weirdest and sometimes, insightful things! So here's my new plan for Friday's....introducing #thingsmykidssay! This one was said by our 3 year old a few weeks ago when his dad was giving him a ride on his shoulders. And the way he said it was so funny, we couldn't possibly be mad at him! Post below with a funny thing your kid has said and I just might letter it for you! 😉 at Denver, Colorado

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1 month ago

The lovely Miss K received her #thingsmykidssay Necklace plain, without engraving. A Classic Shield, I hope to engrave it when the Children’s Quotes are just right 👌😍🤩 @katiejbel

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1 month ago

My child told me he needed to chill because today’s been rough, which I totally get. I mean pre-k is hard I guess, but at least you get to nap. While I’m over here living off caffeine and dry shampoo 😂 #thingsmykidssay #dryshampoo #prekisrough

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2 months ago

"I love you Mommy, thank you for the goldfish!" Drops a goldfish on the floor, starts getting off the stool to get it... "Mommy, don't eat my goldfish, ok, don't eat my goldfish" (hand over the bowl protecting them) #thingsmykidssay #johnwayne

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2 months ago

"At least on rainy days we can practice being Mary Poppins" 😅😍 #thingsmykidssay

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2 months ago

So.... I *may* have told my daughter when she mentioned that she wants to live until she's at least 100 that she's going to need eat healthy food, exercise, get lots of sleep, and drink water. #gettingkidstoeathealthy #startinghealthyhabits I 💯 didn't think she would buy it... But at dinner she asked for more salad... so that she could live longer. 😳😂 Go me?! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #proudmamamoments (To be fair, it *was* after she had already had 2 pieces of pizza. 🍕 #progressnotperfection ) . But nutrition really IS such a huge piece of our health. Which is why I'm sooooooo excited for the HUGE nutrition-related announcement I'm making soon. (Oh, yeah, so much #vagueposting .) Check back here in the next few days to learn more!!!!!!!! 😘 at Chevy Chase, DC

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2 months ago

As we have misplaced our game console thingo - what a shame 🤭, ARTKID9 has returned to more favourable “Crafts” 😉in his ARTMUMS eyes. Coincidentally we are also obsessed with getting a dog at the moment. In a recent Family Study, it has been found that ARTKID9 is able to discuss Dog Breeds during every waking moment - only stopping to eat and drink. Just incase I thought I may be able to have a wee alone last night, alas I was wrong. Under the door came this Border Collie for a visit. Meet “Patch” 🤣🐶 Sidenote, have included #authenticity feels with the dirty doorstop. #dirtydoorstoppersofadelaide 🤣

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2 years ago

I asked him what he was thinking about, he said he was thinking of having a pancake party 😂💕 #thingsmykidssay

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