3 days ago
You voted option b) off to granny's house. It's a still moonlit night and, due to complications with the Resource Management Act, Granny's house sits alone, and in a dark forest, in the middle of Auckland.
Granny's door is ajar and once in, you can see her silhouetted on the bed. "Why Granny are you not feeling well?" you exclaim. "Come closer," she wheezes. "But Granny, what big eyes you have!" says little Timmy. "And what big hairy ears!" says your other child (the TV watcher). It's obvious to all of us that this is in fact the bad wolf from Little Red riding hood!
Vaguely you worry about your environmental obligations. Should you phone Greenpeace or the SPCA or is it only nice wolves you need to worry about? You clutch your handbag closer glaring at the furry fiend - it's sniffing alerts you to the fact that it's detected your emergency hidden chocolate stash - you need to act before it's too late! "Don't worry Mum!" shouts Timmy, "I've got this." He leans over and pulls out his SharperThinker Bluetooth speaker, connects his phone, and starts breaking to some beats.
Sure enough, there is a snort from the wolfish snout: "Call THAT a coindrop?" Timmy looks him in the eye: "Think you can do it better - I challenge you to a dance battle!" "Oh hoorah Timmy!" You applaud as the wolf is inevitably tied up in a knot. "And done with no animal cruelty," you add conscientiously.
Whew! Everyone is tired now. Do you dare stay at Grandma's?