Itwasntme Photos & Videos

50 minutes ago

When the human comes home and interrupts the party... 🎉😳

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10 hours ago

If you don’t understand this trust me, it’s hysterical. #itwasntme

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11 hours ago

This little furry face is well and truly in the dog house... I love bringing her over to my mum’s River Cottage because she’s obsessed with water and loves having a swim! I brought her into the kitchen to dry off and have a snooze while we nipped into town and when we returned an hour later it was like Goldilocks had been in. Muddy paws all over the kitchen table and bin tipped over 🤦🏻‍♀️ Then the clever pup opened the door (teeth marks left behind as evidence), ransacked the bathroom, hoofed it upstairs and partied on both of the freshly made up beds 🙈🐾😳 #doghouse #springerspaniel #muddypaws #sorrymum #naughty #itwasntme

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14 hours ago

Did I ever tell you about the time I was FALSELY IMPRISONED?!?! It was at the Alchemist bar... they claimed I’d drunk too much and was acting ‘unruly and very grizzly’. Luckily I hadn’t eaten my dessert yet so I was still skinny enough to squeeze through the bars. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME SUCKAS! #petertheteddybear #adventure #advnturetime #excited #adventures #happiness #teddybear #holiday #travel #travelgram #traveling #travelling #travelphotography #city #restaurant #prison #saturdayvibes #weekend #weekendvibes #saturday #alchemist #thealchemist #cocktail #jaik #lockedup #falselyaccused #drunk #itwasntme #innocent

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15 hours ago

In honour of National Goof Off Day - a snap of me and my favourite goofing off partner😜This was the time Santa Goofy implied I had been too naughty and wasn’t getting any presents! 😂😂😂 What is your favourite way of goofing off? I want to know, for erhm research purposes... tell me in the comments below ❤️ . #itwasntme #goofy #nationalgoofoffday #bellylaughs #goofingoffisapasttime #disneymagic #nevergrowup #itsgoodtobebad #disneyworld #instadisney #minniesholidaydine #disneyig #disneybloggersuk #mouseears #mousekecutie at Disney's Hollywood Studios

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1 day ago

Oh hey Ma...nope, I don’t know anything about peeing on my baby brother’s toys. Nope, I can’t look at you because I’m not in the least bit guilty. I know it’s out of character and I don’t know what you’re talking about...🤔 Yes, I disappeared for a bit and I thank you for finding me and cleaning up the supposed ✌🏼mess✌🏼. Hope you find who did it.🤞🏼Please don’t be mad when you find the offender. 🙇🏻‍♀️ #dogsofinstagram #dogsofmelbourne #schnauzersofinstagram #schnauzersofmelbourne #schnauzer #minischnauzer #miniatureschnauzer #saltandpepperschnauzer #notguilty #guilty #busted #itwasntme #pleasedontbemad #lapseinjudgement #bigbro #naughty #guiltydog #guiltydogface #imsorry #imsorryiloveyou #pleaseforgiveme #schnauzerlove #schnauzercommunity #fugitive #runaway #runawaytohide #schnauzerlies #fatdogsit #guiltyfatdogsit #incriminatingevidence

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