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“We’re under new management here at ASSC HQ. We’re all about synergies now. Gone are the days when we would camp out in our cubicles, enshrouded in our bubbles of privacy. The office now has an open layout. Our anti-happy hours have been cancelled and replaced with “mandatory socialization exercises.” Things are much more efficient here now that we actually communicate with each other. We have finally figured out how to end our shipping woes, too. The answer? No boxes. We're printing the shipping label directly on the shirt and dropping them into big blue."