4 hours ago
Inmate Diary 220219;
After being given a bland breakfast of rabbit, chicken, and lamb, we were taken outside in groups of 3 to play in the snow. The appeals filed with the courts must've finally gone through and caused this unexpected yard time. The Warden was even required to dry us off before we went back into the Ferretentiary. We made certain to talk about our yard time to the guard cats. Once we were all back in the walls of the institution, the Warden went for a nap. He must've forgotten we are cold weather animals and as soon as he was out, "Operation: Winter Zoomies" was a go. The girls went about finding all our clean bedding and dragging it all over the Ferretentiary, while us boys pushed over books and knocked fruit off the kitchen counter. It went well until the Warden was awoken by Gadget pushing a spare cage ramp off the top of our cell block. The Warden was forced to take care of our messes, while I, the Wild White Weasel, laid claim to his bed. If the Warden wants to finish his nap, he'll have to do so around me. Today was a good day to be an inmate. -Ifrit, inmate IF-R17.
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