- larry_queen4 months ago
“My cousin; he’s Gay. He went alll the way to London only to find out Big Ben was a clock!”
- paperbag11244 months ago
"I told my psychiatrist i have suicidal tendencies and he told me from now on i have to pay in advance"
- richmclaughlin4 months ago
“My Uncle’s dying wish? He wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
- nardos_headlights4 months ago
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!
- donaldrumsfeld4 months ago
My wife wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She asked me.to drive
- randywolpinrealtor4 months ago
- jjyhc4 months ago
Rodney is the Godney.
- jayrunner14 months ago
My wife was at the beauty parlor for three hours yesterday...and that was just for the estimate.
- tia_choco_bear4 months ago
Watched Back to School the other night!
- michelegeluso4 months ago
- lordmillsey4 months ago
Owner of the Strip House, I guess.
- theflyingartist4 months ago
My wife and I quit smoking, except after sex. I haven't had a cigarette since 1978!... She's on three packs a day though!!