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  • larry_queen4 months ago

    “My cousin; he’s Gay. He went alll the way to London only to find out Big Ben was a clock!”

  • paperbag11244 months ago

    "I told my psychiatrist i have suicidal tendencies and he told me from now on i have to pay in advance"

  • richmclaughlin4 months ago

    “My Uncle’s dying wish? He wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

  • donaldrumsfeld4 months ago

    My wife wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She asked me.to drive

  • jjyhc4 months ago

    Rodney is the Godney.

  • jayrunner14 months ago

    My wife was at the beauty parlor for three hours yesterday...and that was just for the estimate.

  • lordmillsey4 months ago

    Owner of the Strip House, I guess.

  • theflyingartist4 months ago

    My wife and I quit smoking, except after sex. I haven't had a cigarette since 1978!... She's on three packs a day though!!